Dow Jones Hits 'Record High' Thanks To Strong Performances From Smoke, Mirrors Sectors

Incidentally, anybody who can say "so calm down" after putting together that list is either doing really well and is one of the noblesse oblige (1% or an employee of the NOOBs) or just really stvpid. 

So which are you, billyg?
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